blackmesaplz

...I want an Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle...

*grabs MP7 from HL2*
FOR FREEDOM!

"Maybe BLACK MESA? That was a joke HAHA FAT CHANCE!"

This was a triumph

Im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS!

Its hard to overstate my satisfaction

APERTURE SCIENCE

We do what we must, Because WE CAN!

For the good of all of us

Except for the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying ti'll you ran out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned it hurts because, i was so happy for you!

Now this points of data make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta we're releasing on time

So i'm Glad i got burned

And think of all the things we learned

For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me

I think i'd prefer, to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
:iconoltplz:
Maybe BLACK MESA

That was a joke.Haha.Fat chance

Anyway this cake is great

Its so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's science to do

When i look out there, It makes me Glad im not you

I've experiments to run

There is research to be done

On the people who are still alive

And believe me i am Still Alive

Im doing science and im Still Alive

I feel FANTASTIC and im Still Alive

While your dying I'll be still alive

And when your dead I'll be Still Alive

Still Alive...



Still Alive...

"Hey Kleiner want to hear a joke?"



"Aperture Science"